Dumb Ways to Die
Metro Trains in Melbourne
by Tangerine Kitty
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
?I wonder what's this red button do??
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
