[00:35.44]天生的脸
[00:37.32]怎么看都不像坏蛋
[00:39.72]派我去反串
[00:40.80]这差事难办
[00:44.08]偷听房间
[00:45.91]做卧底也得像样点
[00:48.45]轻功没白练
[00:49.49]飞檐走壁到上面
[00:52.28]小心别惊动大院儿里
[00:54.94]屋顶的瓦片
[00:56.89]所以捂住那猫咪的嘴
[00:59.36]让它配合点
[01:01.22]任务一完有小菜儿
[01:03.44]酒跟一桌肉摆宴
[01:05.55]先把大反派的腿打断
[01:10.35]小样 你跑啊
[01:12.49]地上香蕉皮太滑
[01:14.57]站不稳的姿势
[01:16.17]可以去想象一下
[01:19.00]小样 不疼吗
[01:21.15]一不小心坐到那
[01:23.08]那是一盆名叫
[01:24.37]仙人掌的花
[01:30.13]
[01:47.39]左找右翻
[01:49.24]要证明你是个贪官
[01:51.70]证据藏得严
[01:52.81]别把我小看
[01:56.07]总有一天
[01:57.97]要押至那菜市口斩
[02:00.44]就是跟欺负
[02:01.60]老百姓的人没完
[02:04.27]宫廷里多大的腕儿
[02:06.75]也同样的照办
[02:08.91]太厉害的打不过
[02:10.82]我就抡王八拳
[02:12.97]那一脸的正义范儿
[02:15.43]跟恶势力对着干
[02:17.54]小人物也能打跑大坏蛋
[02:22.30]小样 你跑啊
[02:24.52]地上香蕉皮太滑
[02:26.64]站不稳的姿势
[02:28.29]可以去想象一下
[02:30.95]小样 不疼吗
[02:33.23]一不小心坐到那
[02:35.06]那是一盆名叫
[02:36.39]仙人掌的花