[00:00.00]标准普通话甲
[00:16.59]曲/编：乌龟SUI
[00:21.23]词：紫云纱
[00:26.76]混音：志明
[00:32.63]演唱：卡修Rui
[00:45.00]说说说说说说
[00:46.80]耳朵像 着了魔
[00:48.55]啰啰啰里吧嗦
[00:50.54]听不出 什么
[00:52.00]声音透进骨骼
[00:53.99]呼吸撼 动耳膜
[00:55.59]是不是有点色
[00:57.54]这首正 经歌（别误会）
[00:59.14]老师课堂造作
[01:01.24]普通话不及格
[01:03.04]生来方言特色
[01:04.83]请别怪我
[01:06.72]都是书本的锅
[01:08.46]有些字太咬舌
[01:10.12]厉害了我的歌
[01:12.01]呵呵呵呵
[01:13.80]G K N L
[01:15.35]平平仄仄
[01:16.99]天南海北
[01:18.84]各有特色
[01:20.84]M T P F
[01:22.60]平舌卷舌
[01:24.39]everybody
[01:26.23]跟我来说
[01:27.98]柳镇有个六号楼
[01:29.77]刘老六住在六号楼
[01:31.47]牛老六牵了六只猴
[01:33.37]侯老六拉了六头牛
[01:35.17]仇老六提了六篓油
[01:36.87]尤老六背了六匹绸
[01:38.81] 牛老六、侯老六、仇老六、尤老六
[01:42.29]住上刘老六的六号楼
[01:44.15]牛抵猴，猴斗牛
[01:45.94]撞倒仇老六的油
[01:47.73]油坏了尤老六的绸
[01:49.57]牛老六帮仇老六收起油
[01:51.22]侯老六帮尤老六洗掉绸上油
[01:53.11]拴好牛看好猴
[01:54.91]跑去酒楼喝烧酒
[02:03.56]《标准普通话甲》
[02:25.62]说说说说说说
[02:27.47]耳朵像着了魔
[02:29.01]啰啰啰里吧嗦
[02:31.00]听不出什么
[02:32.56]声音透进骨骼
[02:34.60]呼吸撼动耳膜
[02:36.15]是不是有点色
[02:38.14]这首正经歌（别误会）
[02:39.79]老师课堂造作
[02:41.79]普通话不及格
[02:43.59]生来方言特色
[02:45.49]请别怪我
[02:46.98]都是书本的锅
[02:49.03]有些字太咬舌
[02:50.77]厉害了我的歌
[02:52.56]呵呵呵呵
[02:54.31]G K N L
[02:55.92]平平仄仄
[02:57.66]天南海北
[02:59.60]各有特色
[03:01.30]M T P F
[03:03.04]平舌卷舌
[03:04.84]everybody
[03:06.74]跟我来说
[03:08.38]有个面铺面朝南
[03:10.37]门上挂着棉门帘
[03:12.18]摘了棉门帘
[03:13.08]面铺面朝南
[03:13.97]挂上棉门帘
[03:14.77]面铺还是面朝南
[03:15.76]牛郎年年恋刘娘
[03:17.57]刘娘连连念牛郎
[03:19.36]牛郎恋刘娘
[03:20.30]刘娘念牛郎
[03:21.15]郎恋娘来娘念郎
[03:22.95]盘里放着一个梨
[03:24.69]桌上放块橡皮泥
[03:27.09]小丽用泥学捏梨
[03:28.84]眼看着梨手捏泥
[03:30.58]比比梨，比比泥
[03:32.53]比比真梨捏假泥
[03:34.32]真梨和假梨
[03:35.91]都差不离
[03:38.15]柳镇有个六号楼
[03:39.65]刘老六住在六号楼
[03:41.60]牛老六牵了六只猴
[03:43.39]侯老六拉了六头牛
[03:45.04]仇老六提了六篓油
[03:46.93]尤老六背了六匹绸
[03:48.74] 牛老六、侯老六、仇老六、尤老六
[03:52.29]住上刘老六的六号楼
[03:54.13]牛抵猴，猴斗牛
[03:55.87]撞倒仇老六的油
[03:57.72]油坏了尤老六的绸
[03:59.56]牛老六帮仇老六收起油
[04:01.40]侯老六帮尤老六洗掉绸上油
[04:03.11]拴好牛看好猴
[04:04.95]跑去酒楼喝烧酒